Application for dating daughter
__Yes __No (IF YOU ANSWERED ' YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?
If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth. Offending body parts will be removed by me with a dull spoon. She does not have Hasbro, Mattel or any other toy company tattooed on her person.She has a kind heart and I will not have you make my her cry; if she does, I will make you cry. She was raised that family comes first and until there is a ring on her finger, I am her family, not you.Rule Five: Do not date my daughter for her money because I am her bank.I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROC UTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE._________________________________________________________Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!